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FILM: YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN A Lions Gate release of a Lions Gate/Dash Films presentation of a Dash Films/Lions Gate production. Produced by Damon Dash. Executive producers, Michael Paseornek, Beth Melillo. Co-producer, Per Melita.
 the Damon Dash-directed film featuring a sassy cameo from Mariah as "the Professionally Dressed Woman", was released on dvd in the United States on July 12, 2005. Director Damon Dash said it was mostly improvised. "We gave Mariah the gist of what to say and how to say it, then we went through it a couple of times and she got it. It's easy for her to act like a diva. She's not a real diva, but she acts like one really well. She gets the joke." |
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FILM: STATE PROPERTY 2 A Lions Gate release of a Lions Gate/Dash Films presentation of a Dash Films/Lions Gate production. Produced by Damon Dash. Executive producers, Michael Paseornek, Beth Melillo. Co-producer, Per Melita.
 the Damon Dash-directed film featuring a sassy cameo from Mariah as "the Professionally Dressed Woman", was released on dvd in the United States on July 12, 2005. Director Damon Dash said it was mostly improvised. "We gave Mariah the gist of what to say and how to say it, then we went through it a couple of times and she got it. It's easy for her to act like a diva. She's not a real diva, but she acts like one really well. She gets the joke." |
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TV: THE PROUD FAMILY Mariah's episode of the animated series The Proud Family. On this episode Oscar Proud's monkey is switched with someone else's (guess who??) at Dr. Trudy Proud's veterinarian office.
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TV: ALLY MCBEAL We've mentioned the fact that this last-ever series of Ally gets bogged down in an endless and increasingly desperate series of stunt star cameos. Well here's Mariah Carey to prove the point. The demented diva plays a key figure in a trial in which series regular Kimmie sues a matchmaking company for telling her she was unmatchable. Meanwhile, Ally-alike Jenny has to deal with her mother (guess what? guest star Jaqueline Bisset) getting married to a toyboy. Quite good episode though.
 Mariah had a brief, but very memorable appearance on an episode of Ally McBeal, which aired in January 2002. So memorable, that TV Guide made it the "Editors Choice" after reviewing every other television program airing in Primetime. Mariah played Candy Cushnip, the key witness on the defense side of a lawsuit against a matchmaking company that deemed a woman "unmatchable".
Candy: But it's the worst thing that could happen to me. It was awful. She promised me a
partner, but it was a fraud.
Span: Ms. Cushnip, did you get dates through the defendant's service?
Candy: Oh yes, "dates", but not with men who could even remotely be partners. She peppers
you with dates but then nothing ever works out. And then she blamed it on me. And that's what
was so hurtful.
Span: You put in your video you liked the spotlight.
Candy: Well, a lot of women like attention.
Span: Yes, but you actually travel around with your very own technician and a spotlight
don't you, Ms. Cushnip?
Candy: It's an esteem device - that's all. A woman is prettier when she feels good about
herself.
Span: I see you brought your technician with you here Todd - Ms. Cushnip, would you feel
more comfortable he lit you up?
Candy: Maybe a little.
Span: Go ahead, sir.
Candy: Much better. [smiles and waves] |
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